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A self-guided walk from offpath · Paris

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49 short stories pinned to real Paris addresses — the bar hidden in a laundrette, the street that’s six metres long, the tower everyone hated. A few of them are on streets you’re already planning to walk down. The interesting bit is almost never on the plaque. 👀

Three of them are on this page, in full, free. Read one and you’ll know whether the other 46 are worth $14 to you.

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Paris rooftops at dusk, seen from the Montparnasse tower terrace.

Somewhere down there

49 stories, all at street level

Paris at dusk from the Montparnasse terrace. Benh LIEU SONG — Flickr, CC BY SA 4.0
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categories to pick from
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once, that's it
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apps to install

Three of the 49, in full

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Same length, same voice, same photo and source note as every other stop. If these don’t make you want the rest, they’ve done their job honestly.

An unbelievable discovery
Historical Oddities
Stop 16 of 49Esplanade Habib Bourguiba, Pont de l'Alma, 75007 Paris

An unbelievable discovery

An urban legend turned true!

In 1984, Parisian sewer workers made an unbelievable discovery – a LIVE Egyptian crocodile 🐊 lurking in the city's sewers! 😱

This sneaky reptile had been hiding out in the underground tunnels for nearly two whole years. Despite the unusual living conditions, the crocodile was thriving 🏞️!

After being spotted, the fire department was called in, and the young croc was safely captured 🔥🚒.

Fast forward to today, and this adventurous crocodile has grown into a full-sized wonder 🦖 and now enjoys life on a farm 🌾.

With their potential to live up to 100 years, crocodiles have made the once-crazy urban legend seem a little more... legit 😅.

Who knew? 😜

Esplanade Habib Bourguiba, Pont de l'Alma, 75007 Paris

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Source note: From the founder's own research.

Photo: ignis, CC BY SA 3.0

The Eiffel Tower 🗼: doomed to disappear after 20 years? 😱
Fun Facts & Curiosities
Stop 11 of 49

The Eiffel Tower 🗼: doomed to disappear after 20 years? 😱

How the Eiffel Tower survived thanks to a little radio magic 📡

Today, the Eiffel Tower is the symbol of Paris (and maybe even the whole world!), but did you know it almost didn’t last? 😮

Built for the 1889 World’s Fair to showcase France’s industrial might, it was originally meant to be dismantled after 20 years.

But then, Gustave Eiffel had a genius idea! 🧠

He installed a radio antenna and telegraph transmitter at the top, turning the tower into a scientific and communication hub 📡.

This clever move convinced the government to keep it around, saving the tower from being torn down.

Talk about a close call! 🙌

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Source note: From the founder's own research.

Photo: NonOmnisMoriar, CC BY SA 3.0

Rue des Degrés 🏃‍♂️: Paris’ shortest street, but full of surprises! 🎨
Fun Facts & Curiosities
Stop 6 of 49

Rue des Degrés 🏃‍♂️: Paris’ shortest street, but full of surprises! 🎨

A tiny street with big character (and stairs!) 🚶‍♀️

Tucked away in the 2nd arrondissement, the Rue des Degrés is officially the shortest street in Paris—

measuring just 5.75 meters long! 😱

But don’t let its size fool you; it’s got a lot of personality!

Made up of only 14 steps, this little street connects Rue de Cléry to Rue Beauregard near the Grands Boulevards 🏙️.

Even though it’s tiny, it’s considered a full-fledged street and sometimes gets decked out with cool street art 🎨.

Who knew that small could be so stylish?

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Source note: From the founder's own research.

Photo: William Jexpire, CC BY SA 4.0

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Still deciding? 12 of the 49 are free to read — the crocodile in the sewers, the bar behind a washing machine, the oldest house in Paris.

Not in Paris yet? Have three of them free.

The same three stories that are on this site, sent to your inbox so they’re waiting when you land. One email now, one later with a fourth. Nothing else, ever.

What’s inside

49 stops, 4 kinds of strange.

Start with whatever mood you’re in — or let the walk tell you which stops are nearest to wherever you’re staying.

Fun Facts & Curiosities11 stops
  • Point Zéro: the hidden heart of France’s roads 📍🇫🇷
  • "The Chickens" 🐔: a police nickname born from a disappeared poultry market 🏛️
  • Paris: A name Shared Across the World 🌍
Historical Oddities10 stops
  • Le Bunker de l'Hôtel de Ville: A WWII Relic Beneath Paris 🏰
  • The oldest house in Paris (1407) and its mysterious history 🏰
  • Pont Neuf: the oldest bridge in Paris despite its name 🌉
Quirky Bars19 stops
  • 🌌 Le dernier bar avant la fin du monde: a sci-fi heaven for geek souls! 🚀
  • 🏝️ Tiki Playa: tropical escape in the heart of Paris!
  • 🧪 Potions & Co: become a sorcerer for a night! 🧙‍♂️
Urban Transformations9 stops
  • The Disappearance of 'Stop' Signs in Paris 🚫
  • Gare d'Orsay: from railway station to iconic museum 🚉🎨
  • Paris with twelve districts 🏙️

And what you actually get

  • A private link, straight after paying. Bookmark it before you fly.
  • Every stop has a photo, an address and a maps link.
  • Tap a stop as read and it drops out of what's left.
  • It tells you which stops are nearest to you, if you let it.
  • $14 once. No subscription, no second charge.
  • Nothing to install, no account, no login.

Also somewhere in the 49: Point Zéro: the hidden heart of France’s roads 📍🇫🇷 · "The Chickens" 🐔: a police nickname born from a disappeared poultry market 🏛️ · 🧺 Lavomatic: a night out with a surprise spin! 🍸

Straight answers

Is there an app?

Nope. It opens in the browser that's already on your phone.

Do I need an account?

No account, no password, nothing to lose while you're standing in the rain on rue de Rivoli.

How much?

$14, one payment. No subscription, no second charge.

Is it audio?

It's written. You read it standing in front of the thing — no headphones, no traffic noise fighting a narrator.

How many stops, and where?

49 of them, all over Paris, sorted into 4 categories. Do three on the way to dinner, or give it a whole afternoon.

I’m not in Paris yet.

Buy it now and read it on the plane. The link works before, during and after the trip, and it never expires — so you can pick your first few stops while you’re still planning.

Where do the stories come from?

Years of my own poking around the city, written up by hand. Every stop says so at the bottom.

49 stops. $14. One payment.

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